Here are the wrestlers in the BWF in no particular order:
Murorga Sim Bowa - intense, freak of nature kinda face shaking man. One of the biggest guys in the federation and
he uses it to his advantage.
Ho Chi Minh
- technical, slitty eyed, yellow, first ever BWF champion and has held the title multiple
- chair weilding, blood letting, sadistical, ginger haired.
MC Pain - Skibbitin' skayin', flippin' it flayin', slick as grease, quick as geese, bombin' it bad MC from da
depths of South London. (All cheese intended)
- evil kinda goaty person, looks derranged, acts even more derranged.
Friends with the Commissioner. They have come up with the NuW and Commissioner's Army together.
Eternal Darkness - from the bottom of the ocean, stole name from popular gamecube game, dark and evil (except his hair, but oh
well) hard as soft nails.
Dark Angel - Sinister being who is dedicated to destroying
everyone he can. Wears a lot of black, with trench coats and stuff. You know the kind.
Whiter T - distant relation
to WWE's Booker T, except...he's white! Other than that, it's all there, hair, gloves, eyes, 5
time, 5 time, 5 time, 5 time, 5 time hardcore champ!
Nelson FlashHeart - ex-hippy, beer swilling,
born again veteren of the ring, recent talent to the BWF.
Scorpion - ex-independant talent
who has enjoyed recent sucess in the BWF and is rising quickly rankings. Now
much hated since turning his back on former friend Murorga.
Suicdal Tendancies - son of legend Suicidal Tendancies Senior, crazy-ass, leaping, diving, rolling, missing wrestler
of little wrestling talent, little brain, but much guts.
Cowboy - hardcore
wrestler, specialises in brutally demolishing anybody in his way.
Ace Lightning - pants. Taken from
WCW and not missed. Used as a sound man. Has many victories over fellow WCW talent Mutilator the
Mutilator due to finisher "Multiple Pins".
Mutilator The Mutilator - came up with his
own name. Undoubtedly the worst wrestler alive today, having lost to Ace Lightning.
Grandpa - Grandpa Team WCW members Ace and Mutilator found in a ditch. Uses a "Power-wower"
to make people disappear to Uzbekistan, which works, quite surprisingly.